Lawful Citizen Gifts

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

American Venn diagram

Statue of Liberty

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Dispatched

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

Black Lives Matter

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

American Flag

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

'How would Jesus register?'

WPC

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Santa gets a ticket

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'