Conscious Citizen Gifts

Black Lives Matter

Stephen Harper: "Look, I'm glad you asked me about that. Niqab, Niqab, Niqab, Openness. Niqab."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

American Venn diagram

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Horn of Plenty.

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Where Pleather Comes From

An apple a day!

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

Desk of an urban farm manager