Conscious Citizen T-Shirts

Stephen Harper: "Look, I'm glad you asked me about that. Niqab, Niqab, Niqab, Openness. Niqab."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

American Venn diagram

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

An apple a day!

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Desk of an urban farm manager

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"