Socially Conscious Citizens Gifts

"So you shot this black guy because his tail light was broken? That's OK, Sergeant, but what about this one?"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

American Venn diagram

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Dispatched

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

The oil crisis.

Democracy In Action

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

Beggars on the street.

'I'd do the 'common good' more often if there were big lobbyist bucks in it for me.'

Nature in New York City

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Black Lives Matter

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'You can't say that all your campaign promises were slips of the tongue!'

Investments: 'We now offer 'social conscience' funds and 'corporate ethics' funds'.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'Say cheese.'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

VOTE, 'Okay, so I lied -- Get over it'

"How do you plead?"

"Not being interested in politics doesn't stop politics from being interested in you."

Water, water...