Socially Conscious Gifts

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Even Bigger Issue

Hey boss, mind if I give the 3-day-old muffins to Homeless Harry instead of throwing them out? Are you insane? Do you have any idea how many people are becoming homeless and moving into the alley every day? Three years ago it was just Homeless Harry. But now it's also Wandering Wanda, Displaced Daryl, Desolate Davina, Forlorn Farzad, Dispossessed Dale, Outcast Oswald, Derelect Daphne, Exiled Evan, Refugee Rachel, Itinerant Irving, and Vagabond Vernon. Tomorrow it could be Yomeless You, you know.

Words DO hurt. Case in point: "BUM." ? ?

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'

'It's alright for you. Your lifestyle won't be affected by the economic downturn.'

Please help financed by bumpac.

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

Coronavirus hovers over a crowd

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Prejudice/Empathy

REPENT! Get back to nature

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

Addicted to Oil

Democracy In Action

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

Six feet and a smile

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Sports futility vehicles