Devoted Citizen Gifts

"I'm still proud to be an American. Just not proud of all Americans."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

The Hug

Statue of Liberty

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Beggars on the street.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

Give Me Hope

Zeal.

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'