Devoted Citizen Pillows

"I'm still proud to be an American. Just not proud of all Americans."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Statue of Liberty

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

The Hug

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

Such an Important Election. But Why?

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Beggars on the street.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Give Me Hope

Zeal.

Street vendor selling 'Hot Buttons' for the presidential primaries.

Man turns into an angel.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together