Dedicated Voter Pillows

'We're taking up for a pro-democracy movement in this office.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

The Hug

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Vote for Brown

Dumocrats

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Such an Important Election. But Why?

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'How would Jesus register?'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

Man turns into an angel.

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Give Me Hope

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

Vote like your rights depend on it

The First Vote

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.