Dedicated Voter Pillows

'We're taking up for a pro-democracy movement in this office.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Hug

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'How would Jesus register?'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Vote like your rights depend on it

Give Me Hope

The First Vote

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Biden or Bust

Vote Like Your Life Depends On It