Law-abiding Citizen Gifts

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

Santa gets a ticket

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

Your Child's Life Depends on It.

"Two wrongs do not make a right."

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Statue of Liberty

American Venn diagram

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'How would Jesus register?'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

Black Lives Matter

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

American Flag

Statue of liberty holding a lighter