Law-abiding Citizen Gifts

Looking for a gift that nods to the virtues of honesty and order? Our collection for the law-abiding citizen features witty and charming products that honor a commitment to doing right, whether for a friend, family member, or yourself. From amusing mugs to stylish wall art, find something that celebrates integrity with a touch of humor.

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'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.' mockup

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

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Santa gets a ticket

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Your Child's Life Depends on It.

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'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!' mockup

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

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'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...' mockup

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

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'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..' mockup

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

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'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.' mockup

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

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"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!"

"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!" mockup

"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!"

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'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?' mockup

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

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Netanyahu versus Gantz

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"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five." mockup

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

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'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.' mockup

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

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American Venn diagram

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Statue of Liberty

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"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?" mockup

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

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You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle? mockup

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

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"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit." mockup

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

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'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.' mockup

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

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"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?" mockup

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

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'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.' mockup

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

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"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please." mockup

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

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No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!' mockup

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

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Speed laws occasionally enforced. mockup

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

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Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse. mockup

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

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'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.' mockup

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

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'All right, who broketh the window!' mockup

'All right, who broketh the window!'

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Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles. mockup

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

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'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.' mockup

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

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'How would Jesus register?'

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American Flag

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No Smoking Building.

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Antisocial Behaviour

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'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.' mockup

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

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'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?' mockup

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

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No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!) mockup

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)

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Law-abiding Citizen Gifts Collection

Law-abiding Citizen Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the law-abiding citizen—perfect for serving up a smile with every sip.

Law-abiding Citizen Pillows

Discover pillows that celebrate integrity, adding a humorous and heartfelt touch to any living space.

Law-abiding Citizen Prints

Browse our prints that highlight the virtues of righteous living with witty and inspiring designs.

Law-abiding Citizen T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that showcase pride in being responsible and honest—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.