Law-abiding Citizen Pillows

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

Santa gets a ticket

Your Child's Life Depends on It.

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

American Venn diagram

Statue of Liberty

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'How would Jesus register?'

American Flag

No Smoking Building.

Antisocial Behaviour

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)