Law-abiding Jogger Gifts

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

City Marathon.

Running

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Revolution

St. Lukes Silent Order

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

War and Peace

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'He stated jogging to work.'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

Santa gets a ticket

No Smoking Building.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

Antisocial Behaviour

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Logging protester

Jesus Feeds the 5K

Transcendental Mediation