Law-abiding Jogger Gifts

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

City Marathon.

Running

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

St. Lukes Silent Order

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Revolution

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Charter 88 / Charter Nooga Choo-Choo

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'He stated jogging to work.'

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

"Putin out!" "Putin is a gangster" "Putin, Putin, bo-Butin banana-fana fo-Futin fee-fi-mo-Mutin Putin!"

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

War and Peace

Santa gets a ticket

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

"Right Sarge, we've got them kettled. What do we do not they've started boiling?"

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Antisocial Behaviour

Logging protester

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

No Smoking Building.

Jesus Feeds the 5K

Transcendental Mediation

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'