Lawful Motorist T-Shirts

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

All-way stops.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Lawyer Xing

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Eye crossing.

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Digital Signalling System

"Why can't I park here ?"

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Half Full/Half Empty

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'If you can read this you're too close.'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'