Reckless Driving Critics Pillows

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'Hey, you just cut me off!'

Speed Bump

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

How's my driving? Text me @555-3124

Road ends.

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'

White Van Man Computer Game

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'

U.S. Transportation System

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here.'

'See the way that guy cut me up?'

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

'Are you back or front seat driving?'

"Gotta hang up. My soap's on."

Taking the handicapped spot.

"The way I see it...politics is a lot like driving a car..."

'Haw! Baldy! Ha, Ha!'