Rally Car Driver Gifts

Smile

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Palin 2012

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Birthday Racing Car

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Grim reaper ambulance

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"On your marks..."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Big bumpers.

Pamplona 500

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Extreme sports injuries ward.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'What, no onion rings?'