Racing Car Driver Gifts

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Under pressure.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are