Rally Driving Gifts

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Smile

Palin 2012

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

TRUMP

Holy Moses!

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

Occupy the Rose Parade

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Incentive

Coalition dummies.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Trump Rally Tulsa

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Hillary Clinton

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver