Rally Driver Gifts

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Bus rally tour

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Incentive

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Rally dust decorating $100 - Hand wash $5

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Birthday Racing Car

Smile

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Palin 2012

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your marks..."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Pamplona 500