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'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

Recalculating!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Jungle Taxi

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Rockefeller Center."

Filling up.