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'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog on a plane.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Your bone."

Modern Cupid

Love by bike

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Good dog!"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Hitching a lift

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.