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He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Wilfried Zaha

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Enough EBAY already!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

An Irish Model.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

Off the wall legal advisor.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

Heavenly internet connection

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Sure, I've had a few run-ins with the law. But it wasn't all my fault. As a child I was once left … unsupervised.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

Woman on the Internet

Selling Online.

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."