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He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Wilfried Zaha

'Enough EBAY already!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

An Irish Model.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

Off the wall legal advisor.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

Heavenly internet connection

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Tell the king one joke and you're type cast for life."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Sure, I've had a few run-ins with the law. But it wasn't all my fault. As a child I was once left … unsupervised.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

Woman on the Internet

"Well, that's it. I have visited every website on the Internet. Now what will I do with my time?"

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."