Courting Gifts

An Irish Model.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Romantic Giraffes

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Bailiff."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"I love fast break business success."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."