Courting Classics Fan Gifts

Love in Boom

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Louis Armstrong.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Shakespeare in the clink

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The Mother Of Damocles

Seneca

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Alexander Pope

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

The furies

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Mark Twain

Greek goddess

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Julius Caesar