Courting Classics Fan Gifts

Love in Boom

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Caesar salad?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Louis Armstrong.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Shakespeare in the clink

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Selfie

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The Mother Of Damocles

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Seneca

The furies

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Mark Twain

Alexander Pope

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Greek goddess

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Julius Caesar

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.