Courier T-Shirts

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.

Door with sign saying 'Pullsh'.

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

The interviews hadn't begun, but Carl was quietly confident

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Discreet Shipping

Broken down overnight courier

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"It's easy to halve your delivery time. Put number three's mail in number one, number seven's mail in number five, and so on."

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

"Thanks for choosing Quality Courier"

Beware of the God

'But I took the day off because you said you were delivering today.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Global Delivery has huge parcel in the back.

Height barrier accident.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

FedOx

"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

That side up.

"A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Catchy name, hey?' (Pony X-Press)

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'