Food Courier T-Shirts

Man delivering a tall stack of pizzas.

LAY ZEE FUK

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

French Early Bird

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Somebody order a pizza?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Love by bike

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Modern Cupid

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."