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LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"