Food Deliverer Mugs

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LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Food deliverer's baby.

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"