Food Transport T-Shirts

Tofu vs. Meat.

LAY ZEE FUK

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Late BroomStick

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Touring Cyclist

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Food deliverer's baby.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

French Early Bird

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Follow that cab!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.