Medical Courier Pillows

Transplant delivery

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Time for your pills.'

"Mail's here."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"On your left."

Infected Macron

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"He detects disease."

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."