Medical Courier Gifts

Transplant delivery

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Recalculating!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"On your left."

Infected Macron

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

"He detects disease."