Couriers Gifts

Bucket brigade delivery.

"That GPS navigator we ordered got lost in the mail."

Flowers always arrive fresh with 'Pelican Flower Delivery Services'...

Beware Of The Hog...

Beware of the Cartoon Cliche

Corona Virus: Truck Drivers now also start working from home!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

French Early Bird

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Mail's here."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"On your left."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Bunny express,

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.