Mail Marveler Gifts

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'I donated my body to science..'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Walking on Water

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

In 5 Years...

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

Pirate Mail.

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

You've Got Mail

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.