Mail Maverick Gifts

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Guitar Man.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Santa called but you were out!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Popera!

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Hacksaw Violin.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Santa Metal Claus

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...