Memory Maverick Gifts

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"I use my mind to constantly calculate and recalculate the number of grudges I'm holding with the hope that this will help ward off Alzheimer's."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Cellphone Islands

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Casual skydiving.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Where is everybody going?"

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'Slow down, Jim, You're eating your phone and barking into your burger.'

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"My advice to you...fuhgeddaboudit."

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

"To suggest that the government has nothing to do but persecute workers with trivial targets is absurd..." "We also have to write dozens of pointless procedures and meaningless memos..." "And these pathetic protocols didn't write themselves."