Office Maverick Gifts

"It's the new mobile office."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'I would like to discuss our dress down friday policy.'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'There are indications, Myers, that some of our employees are underutilized.'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

Employee won't think about work outside of box

Cellphone Islands

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

Casual skydiving.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.