Mail Route Maverick Gifts

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

In, Out, Shake it all about

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Casual skydiving.

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"It's the new mobile office."

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

Routine on/off office

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

End of World

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'Slow down, Jim, You're eating your phone and barking into your burger.'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'