Routine Maverick Gifts

Routine on/off office

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Think' 'But not too much'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Pi fight!

Daily Routine

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Casual skydiving.

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"