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Routine on/off office

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

Pi fight!

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Casual skydiving.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."