Mail Maverick Pillows

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Guitar Man.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Popera!

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Santa Metal Claus

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Here's the junk mail.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)