Mailing Mavericks Pillows

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

Apples 50c/Apples 50c Originally $5 each

New Milks

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

'Your Latest Book? Just giving it some attention'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

Bar Code Cows.

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'