Mailing Mavericks Mugs

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Beethoven's 10th

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Apples 50c/Apples 50c Originally $5 each

New Milks

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

'Your Latest Book? Just giving it some attention'

Water station.

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

U.S. Post Office: Local, Out of Town, How Should We Know?

Bar Code Cows.

'I don't understand it - I thought we had a more upmarket demographic!'

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages