Miscommunication Mavericks Pillows

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"That's not what I said."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

'Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

Vegan Burgers. We're expanding output, but you created confusion by telling customers that we're "beefing up" production.

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Bar Association. What a disappointment. It has nothing to do with either beer of candy.

"You fool! I said pillage! Pillage and burn!"

No, it says, "Help, I have laryngitis and my wallet is stuck in my pocket."

"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."

"I'm going to sue the NHS"/"Me too"

"Who the hell is Sue?!"

"First of all, I said 'We are going to plunder'."