Motivation Mavericks Pillows

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Back to Work

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

"Resolutions? pfffft. . . just chewed mine up."

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

A penny earned is quickly eaten up by inflation.

If you always take the path of least resistance, you'll never be over the hill!

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Your Prophecy Here!

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

'So once I was able to come to terms with that, and was truely ready to blame other people, I was finally able to move on with my life.'

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.