Motivation Mavericks Mugs

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Back to Work

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"Resolutions? pfffft. . . just chewed mine up."

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

A penny earned is quickly eaten up by inflation.

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

"At least you're now getting your foot in the door!"

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

'Mrs Wanzenberg! How wonderful to meet a kindred spirit!'