Romantic Mavericks Mugs

Cupid's ASBOw.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Back to Work

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Beethoven's 10th

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

'Say it with Timber'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Ok, it is a 'Man's World,' but I can't always excuse myself to go powder my nose!

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm dating this girl, and she's hinting that she wants a commitment. How do I keep getting what I want without giving her what she wants? That's easy. Every time she opens her mouth to talk about it, softly touch her lips with your finger and say ... "You know what separates us from everyone else?" "We don't even need words. Everything we have to say, we can say with our eyes." How long will that routine buy me? Six weeks of bliss.

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."