Romantic Maverick Mugs

'Say it with Timber'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Targets.

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Barman In Love.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Who wants the talking stick?'