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'Say it with Timber'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Targets.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Barman In Love.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."