Mail Marveler Prints

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Walking on Water

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

In 5 Years...

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

You've Got Mail

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

Pirate Mail.

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'