Mail Marvel Prints

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Knagaroo mailman.

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stops the mail from going through ... but inefficiency sure does.'

Postal birds

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'Here's the junk mail.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Just junk mail."

This Side Up.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

In 5 Years...

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'