Mailman Gifts

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

Beware of Cynic.

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Postman training.

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I'm posting off your cheque right now...airmail."

Ed had the worst route of them all.

'Not bad, 3mn 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

"It's easy to halve your delivery time. Put number three's mail in number one, number seven's mail in number five, and so on."

Postman reads 'beware of Doug' sign. Man is hiding behind bin.

'First past the post?'

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

In 5 Years...

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'Then, at 4:15, you wake up, realize this was all a dream, and go back to sorting mail.'

'Tell me again about the old days when you controlled the flow of information...before the internet.'

A day at the Sender's house.

Cheese of the Week: Brie

Swalkman

"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."

"If this e-mail craze goes on, soon there won't be any mailmen to bite!"

Vampire mailman.

'An unhappy childhood is no excuse for biting the postman.'

"A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"He was just saying how relieve he was that I don't have a dog!"

Beware of the Dog.