Mailman Gifts

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

Beware of Cynic.

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

Post office sorting station employee sign: Don't shoot the messenger (or anyone else)

"I'm taking a survey. Do you prefer to be growled or barked at?"

Postman training.

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Ed had the worst route of them all.

"I'm posting off your cheque right now...airmail."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

In 5 Years...

"It's easy to halve your delivery time. Put number three's mail in number one, number seven's mail in number five, and so on."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

'Not bad, 3mn 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

Postman reads 'beware of Doug' sign. Man is hiding behind bin.

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

Postman Deposit All Junk Mail Here.

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

'Tell me again about the old days when you controlled the flow of information...before the internet.'

'Then, at 4:15, you wake up, realize this was all a dream, and go back to sorting mail.'

'First past the post?'

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Hey Vinnie! Come quick! Your mail order Bride's arrived!'

'The check is in the mail...'

"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."

Pre-man, Man, Post-Man

A fairly heavy week of junk mail.

"I've never tried postman's ankle.. "

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Mail men love to play.